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The Whole Enchilada of Lyrics Below (napkins and extra hot sauce included):

“CRACK, CRACK HEART ATTACK”

Crack, crack heart attack, try it once never come back

Crack, crack it’s a whack, try it twice never come back

Crack, crack heart attack, try it all you like never come back

Never come back

Suck on the glass dick 1,2,3 Suck on the glass dick for me

Spend your money, sell your soul, let your body lose control

Don’t think about tomorrow, or today

This is your chance to get away

Get away

(Chorus)

Vacant buildings, unsafe streets, ghetto warfare for your treat

Twenty dollars, maybe more, show your face at the door

Get there early, before the rest, while the stuff is still the best

The best

(Chorus)

Come one, come all, bring your friends, there’s no beginning,

there’s no end

Doesn’t matter if you’re black, doesn’t matter if you’re white,

doesn’t matter if its morning, noon, or night

You’ll be satisfied, you’ll be fine, just as long as you hold onto

your white line

White line

Crack, crack heart attack

Never come back

Crack, crack heart attack

Never come back

"VA-VA-VAVOOM"

I can’t get enough

Of your hot stuff

Cause my fantasy

Happens to be

We haven’t met

At least not yet

But today’s the day

You hear me say

My heart goes vavoom

Va-va-vavoom

When you come in the room

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you walk

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you talk

Va-va-vavoom

Ma cherie amour

Let’s do it on the floor

On table and chairs

Swinging from chandeliers

Now the jury is hung

Let’s have some fun

The train’s comin’ oh

You make my whistle blow

(chorus)

Getting freaky, me and you

Hide and seeky, till its blue

Getting nasty, getting sweet

Its shagadelic, it can’t be beat

Its shagadelic, its such a treat

(Chorus)

My heart goes vavoom

Va-va-vavoom

When you come in the room

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you walk

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you shag

Va-va-vavoom, Va-va-vavoom, va-va-va-va-va-va-va-va-vavoom

“TOP OF THE WORLD”

I’m on top of the world (4x)

Someday I’ll be famous

On Page Six of The Post

I’ll be a Jeopardy question

Number one coast to coast

I’ll be up close at all the fights

Sexy models to my left and my right

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world and I’m not coming down

Rolling out the red carpet

Right to my limousine door

Paparazzi keeps popping

They always ask for one more

Caviar, cigars, and D.P.

It’s always first class when you party with me

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world and I’m not coming down

The stars are brightest on the walk of fame

My fans are lined up and so’s my cocaine

I’ll throw a tantrum if I don’t get my way

All I ever asked was to be king for a day

(Chorus)

Someday I’ll be famous

Number one coast to coast

I’m on top of the world – top of the world (3x)

I’m on top of the world

“WANNA BE A DEAD ROCK STAR”

They love you forever

The deader the better

Get your souvenir crap

While they peel back your cap

You can’t control

When you sell your soul

Once you sign on the dotted line

It’s your time

Baby, it’s your time

Wanna be a dead rock star, no worries, no hassles

Wanna be a dead rock star, in a storybook castle

Wanna be a dead rock star and sleep with fanatics

Wanna be a dead rock star, in a band with drug addicts

Elvis you’re looking thinner

Have a pizza for dinner

Better find Mama Cass

Better deep fry her ass

You got it made

All your dues are paid

Once you sign on the dotted line

It’s your time

Baby, it’s your time

(Chorus)

You can’t control

When you sell your soul

Once you sign on the dotted line

It’s your time

Baby, it’s your time

(Chorus)

Wanna be a dead rock star, wanna be a dead rock star

I wanna hit a tree when I’m skiing

I wanna swallow my own vomit

I wanna shoot myself in the head

I wanna freebase at 30,000 feet and burst into flames

“RED LOWER LEVEL”

I’m your poet, don’t you know it

Thriller of the chicks, killer of the mix

The party master, there’s nobody faster

They say that sinners make the greatest saints

Red lower level

We each have a devil

On red lower level

Overnight star, no telling how far

Fast cash flows, make more dough

Camera flash, all night bash

Step off a Lear, Lamborghini in gear

(Chorus)

Where have I been

What city am I in

Carted everywhere

People stop and stare

DB’s never slack

With King Kong Marshall stacks

Everyone has their devil

On red lower level

Video shoot, don’t touch the toot

Enjoy the fast pace, I’m your headcase

When the year is done, vacation in the sun

Then my friends, we’ll start again

(Chorus) 3X

"AROUND"

I’m looking for action

Some kind of sweet satisfaction

A chemical reaction

A sexual attraction

In the midnight hour under me

We come together naturally

Around round round we go

Around round fast and slow

Around round up and down

Around round round round round

It’s dark in there

Where two bodies share

The smell of sweat in the air

Skin glistening and bare

In the morning sunlight as we lay

Slip away, slip away

Around round round we go

Around round fast and slow

Around round up and down

Around round round round round

(Chorus) 4x

“SHE’S SO FINE”

I love my women wicked

Public enemy bad

Whip me into shape baby

Best I ever had

Come to daddy

In your red satin lace

Don’t stop now

Let’s pick up the pace

Turn your love-light on for me baby

Won’t you drive me crazy?

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

Make me beg for mercy

Grind me to the bone

I’ll be your captive

And hard as stone

But I know a good thing baby

And I won’t let go

Don’t you turn your back on me baby

Can’t you see I’m ready?

(Chorus)

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

She’s so fine

She’s all mine

She’s so fine

“COVER GIRL”

Cover girl, closer to me

Cover girl

I see you on the covers of those fancy magazines

Selling your lipstick and your scented body creams

Flashbulbs popping, smile, say cheese

Baby makes me weak in my knees

You’re just so perfect, all of the time

Our eyes met and now you’re all mine

You’ve got the life, you’ve got the look

Million dollar legs is all that it took

You own the runway with your walk

‘Scuse me while I sit here and gawk

Cover girl, come closer to me

Cover girl

Cover girl, so much to see

Cover girl

The days are longer and you’re always on the run

It’s not so easy trying to stay at number one

Dance all night, drinks at your side

Jump in the limo, enjoying the ride

New York, Paris, and maybe Milan

My girl, you’re the bomb

Your fame grows day by day

The crowds get larger; you’re on your way

The money’s insane, and so are you

There’s no one else who can do what you do

Cover girl, come closer to me

Cover girl

Cover girl, so much to see

Cover girl

Cover girl, come closer to me

Cover girl

Cover girl, so much to see

Cover girl

Cover girl, come closer to me

Cover girl

"ONE MORE CHANCE"

Place your bets, play to win

Get your chips, let’s begin

Spin the wheel, pull the arm

Can I have another card?

Can I have just one more?

One more chance

At losing my pants

One more buck

On old lady luck

One more shot

While I’m feeling hot

One more roll

And a card in the hole

Red carpet, jewels, and crown

High rollers come to town

Comp me everywhere I go

Sit back enjoy the show

Sit back for one more

(Chorus)

Frankie and Sammy were sweethearts

Dino and Joey were too

They took their craps on green tables

And had lots of showgirls to screw

Now I wish I had some too

(Chorus) (2x)

One more chance (12x)

“TICKER TAPE”

I just bought stock in war

I hope tomorrow the price soars

Barbed wires a bitch, but I’ve got this itch

Rooting for war’s gonna make me rich

I just bought stock in cancer

I’ll make a killing when they find the answer

Lab rats are nice, but so are white mice

You get them for half the price

Here it comes again

Here comes my friend

The ticker tape never ends

I just bought stock in disasters

So what if I’m a big fat bastard

Droughts are too slow; earthquakes are the way to go

Always sell high, buy low

I just bought stock in jails

Hope the judge denies the bad ones bail

If I had my say, I’d lock them all away

Let a horny guy named Bubba have his way

(Chorus)

Who cares what stocks you buy?

No one’s ever gonna ask you why

No one’s ever gonna learn or be concerned

What you’ve got your soul invested in

(Chorus)

The ticker tape never ends

“WHERE’S THE PARTY EARTHLING?”

Alone in my car

Driving through the night

Out of dark skies

Comes this crazy light

First my engine fails

My hair does a Don King

Out pops ET

He says, “where’s the party earthling?”

Where’s the action?

Where’s the girls, where’s the beer?

Where’s the party earthling?

I’m a wild party alien dude

I’m looking for a solar girl

You call this a party world

Oh where’s the party earthling?

Tonight

I snuck out Dad’s ship

To go cruising for chicks

It goes the speed of light

Hope Earth girls dig it quick

We’ll go to the drive-in

Then we’ll get a bite

Did your world get Hard Rock’s yet?

Can we party all night?

(Chorus)

Tonight

You and I can take a trip - out of this world, out of this world

Across the galaxy we go - looking for girls, looking for girls,

looking for girls, girls, girls, girls

Where’s the party earthling?

I’m a wild party alien dude

I’m looking for a solar girl

You call this a party world

Oh where’s the party earthling?

Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

“YOU’RE TURNING ME GRAY”

Hey, hey you’re turning me gray

Hey, hey listen what I say

Life isn’t a holiday

The work never goes away

The stress builds till you break

The more you give, the more they take

The pressure is always mounting

It gets harder day by day

I’m not getting any younger

I see by the lines on my face

You’re turning me gray (you’re turning me gray)

After a long day I make it home

I know where to find you, you’re on the phone

You turn to me hard and cold

You say that I look so old

You’re quick to see all of my faults

And point them out along the way

Loving you is like an endless assault

And I’m beginning to show the strain

(Chorus)

Grayer than my father’s father

Grayer than a hurricane

Grayer than a cashmere sweater

Gray as the matter in my brain

You’re quick to see all of my faults

And point them out along the way

Loving you is like an endless assault

And I’m beginning to feel the strain

(Chorus out)

“I WANNA ROCK”

On the streets of NY, I fall in love everyday

I say hello with my eyes and hope you’re looking my way

I’m just a Romeo at heart

Just trying to get a head start

I wanna rock

I wanna roll

I wanna liberate your soul

I’ll turn you on

I’ll set you free

Take my hand and come join me

I wanna rock

I wanna roll

I wanna liberate your soul

I’ll turn you on

I’ll set you free

Take my hand and come join me

Wanna take you right now, on my uptown express

Leave the high heels on; they’ve got you looking your best

You’re a sight to see

You’re the one for me

(Chorus)

M’mm, m’mm I’d like to get me some of that

Looking good baby and that’s a fact

Don’t mind me, but I got to say

Yo hot momma you made my day

(chorus)

I wanna rock

I wanna roll

I wanna liberate your soul

I’ll turn you on

I’ll set you free

Take my hand and come join me

“MY BEST FRIEND DIED (AND LEFT ME HIS GUITAR)”

My best friend died and left me his guitar

His girl got the better deal, she got his car

She was pretty, pretty as can be

He was crazier, crazier than me

Why’d you have to die?

Before your time

I’m asking you why?

My best friend died and left me a loan

Now the bill collectors calling on the phone

His girl drove away with a young new hunk

With my guitar locked in the trunk

(Chorus)

Why didn’t we get to say good-bye?

Why didn’t we laugh one more time?

Why didn’t we get into one more fight?

Why didn’t we get drunk one last night?

My best friend died and left me depraved

His memory haunts me from beyond the grave

Hold on to your buddies while they’re here

They can disappear like an ice-cold beer

(Chorus) 2X

Why die, die?

Die

“DON’T PASS ME BY”

Buddy can you spare a dime
Its good to give sometime
Buddy can you spare a dime
I’m at the end of my line

Would you be so kind Would you be so kind
I’ve seemed to fallen behind I’ve seemed to fallen behind
During these bad times During these bad...

Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by

Ten dimes equal a buck
Not bad when you’re down on your luck
Ten dimes equal a buck
I’ve dug my hole, now I’m stuck

(Chorus)

Ten bucks and its quittin’ time
On a park bench I shall dine
Some good food, some sweet wine
There’s hope in the stars that shine

Don’t go judging me Don’t go judging me
Till you’re lookin’ through my eyes Till your lookin’ through my eyes
A part of me is free as the sky A part of me is free as the…

Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by

Don’t go judging me
Till your looking through my eyes
A part of me is free as the sky
A part of me is free………………… as the sky

Don’t pass me by (out)

“YOU SUCK (MR. VAMPIRE)”

You suck

You suck Mr. Vampire

You suck so bad

Out late every night, relationships just a bite

Transylvanian transfusion, look into his eyes, you’ll be losing

Mirror worship ain’t your bag, in your wedding pictures your wife went stag

You chew on the donors at the Red Cross drive, Coroner’s office

dead or alive

(Chorus)

Sleep all day lazy bum, don’t fall asleep in the sun

Blood type A, Blood type B; hold the garlic on your linguini

Holy water causes irritation, wooden stakes deadly penetration

You turn batty in a flash, no frills flying saves on the cash

(Chorus)

Your favorite color is blood red

All your friends end up dead

You’ve got a pine box for a bed

You suck - Mr. Vampire (8x)

Suck so bad

You suck so bad

You suck so bad, so bad

You suck so bad

“THREE CHEERS”

Daybreak in Chinatown

Dreams rise from underground

Dance with dragons in the sun

Bang a gong for number one

Treat me to all this and more

Over great walls we shall soar

Three cheers for you and me

So many fortunes to unravel

On streets of gold we will travel

Feast on all your heart’s desires

All are welcomed by Liberty’s fire

(Chorus)

Hasn’t changed for years and years

When we’re gone, it will be here

To the memories we have known

To the seeds that we have sown