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“CRACK, CRACK HEART ATTACK”

        

         Crack, crack heart attack, try it once never come back

         Crack, crack it’s a whack, try it twice never come back

         Crack, crack heart attack, try it all you like never come back

         Never come back

        

         Suck on the glass dick 1,2,3  Suck on the glass dick for me

         Spend your money, sell your soul, let your body lose control

         Don’t think about tomorrow, or today

         This is your chance to get away

         Get away

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Vacant buildings, unsafe streets, ghetto warfare for your treat

         Twenty dollars, maybe more, show your face at the door

         Get there early, before the rest, while the stuff is still the best

         The best

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Come one, come all, bring your friends, there’s no beginning,

         there’s no end

         Doesn’t matter if you’re black, doesn’t matter if you’re white,

         doesn’t matter if its morning, noon, or night

         You’ll be satisfied, you’ll be fine, just as long as you hold onto

         your white line

         White line

        

         Crack, crack heart attack

         Crack, crack heart attack

         Crack, crack heart attack

         Never come back

        

         Crack, crack heart attack

         Crack, crack heart attack

         Crack, crack heart attack

         Never come back

         Never come back

         Never come back

         Never come back                                              

                                                                                              

                                                                                  

 

"VA-VA-VAVOOM"

I can’t get enough                      

Of your hot stuff                                                             

Cause my fantasy                                                                           

Happens to be                                                                                  

We haven’t met

At least not yet

But today’s the day

You hear me say

 

My heart goes vavoom

Va-va-vavoom

When you come in the room

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you walk

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you talk

Va-va-vavoom

 

Ma cherie amour

Let’s do it on the floor

On table and chairs

Swinging from chandeliers

Now the jury is hung

Let’s have some fun

The train’s comin’ oh

You make my whistle blow

 

(chorus)

 

Getting freaky, me and you

Hide and seeky, till its blue

Getting nasty, getting sweet

Its shagadelic, it can’t be beat

Its shagadelic, its such a treat

 

(Chorus)

 

My heart goes vavoom

Va-va-vavoom

When you come in the room                                                           

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you walk

Va-va-vavoom

It’s the way that you shag

Va-va-vavoom, Va-va-vavoom, va-va-va-va-va-va-va-va-vavoom

 

 

    “TOP OF THE WORLD”

I’m on top of the world (4x)

Someday I’ll be famous

On Page Six of The Post

I’ll be a Jeopardy question

Number one coast to coast

I’ll be up close at all the fights

Sexy models to my left and my right

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world and I’m not coming down

Rolling out the red carpet

Right to my limousine door

Paparazzi keeps popping

They always ask for one more

Caviar, cigars, and D.P.

It’s always first class when you party with me

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world and I’m not coming down

The stars are brightest on the walk of fame

My fans are lined up and so’s my cocaine

I’ll throw a tantrum if I don’t get my way

All I ever asked was to be king for a day

(Chorus)

Someday I’ll be famous

Number one coast to coast

I’m on top of the world – top of the world (3x)

I’m on top of the world

I’m on top of the world

 

 

 

“WANNA BE A DEAD ROCK STAR”

        

         They love you forever

         The deader the better

         Get your souvenir crap

         While they peel back your cap

         You can’t control

         When you sell your soul

         Once you sign on the dotted line

         It’s your time

         Baby, it’s your time

        

         Wanna be a dead rock star, no worries, no hassles

         Wanna be a dead rock star, in a storybook castle

         Wanna be a dead rock star and sleep with fanatics

         Wanna be a dead rock star, in a band with drug addicts

        

         Elvis you’re looking thinner

         Have a pizza for dinner

         Better find Mama Cass

         Better deep fry her ass

         You got it made

         All your dues are paid

         Once you sign on the dotted line

         It’s your time

         Baby, it’s your time

        

         (Chorus)

 

         You can’t control

         When you sell your soul

         Once you sign on the dotted line

         It’s your time

         Baby, it’s your time

       

         (Chorus)

 

         Wanna be a dead rock star, wanna be a dead rock star

         Wanna be a dead rock star, wanna be a dead rock star

         I wanna hit a tree when I’m skiing

         I wanna swallow my own vomit

         I wanna shoot myself in the head

         I wanna freebase at 30,000 feet and burst into flames  

 

 

 

 

“RED LOWER LEVEL”

       

         I’m your poet, don’t you know it

         Thriller of the chicks, killer of the mix

         The party master, there’s nobody faster

         They say that sinners make the greatest saints

        

         Red lower level

         Red lower level

         We each have a devil

         On red lower level

        

         Overnight star, no telling how far

         Fast cash flows, make more dough

         Camera flash, all night bash

         Step off a Lear, Lamborghini in gear

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Where have I been

         What city am I in

         Carted everywhere

         People stop and stare

         DB’s never slack

         With King Kong Marshall stacks

         Everyone has their devil

         On red lower level

        

         Video shoot, don’t touch the toot

         Enjoy the fast pace, I’m your headcase

         When the year is done, vacation in the sun

         Then my friends, we’ll start again

        

         (Chorus) 3X

 

 

 

"AROUND"

                        

         I’m looking for action

         Some kind of sweet satisfaction

         A chemical reaction

         A sexual attraction

         In the midnight hour under me

         We come together naturally

        

         Around round round we go

         Around round fast and slow

         Around round up and down

         Around round round round round

        

         It’s dark in there

         Where two bodies share

         The smell of sweat in the air

         Skin glistening and bare

         In the morning sunlight as we lay

         Slip away, slip away

       

         Around round round we go

         Around round fast and slow                                       

         Around round up and down                                                       

         Around round round round round

 

         (Chorus) 4x

 

 

 

“SHE’S SO FINE”

 

 

I love my women wicked

Public enemy bad

Whip me into shape baby

Best I ever had

Come to daddy

In your red satin lace

Don’t stop now

Let’s pick up the pace

Turn your love-light on for me baby

Won’t you drive me crazy?

 

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

 

Make me beg for mercy

Grind me to the bone

I’ll be your captive

And hard as stone

But I know a good thing baby

And I won’t let go

Don’t you turn your back on me baby

Can’t you see I’m ready?

 

(Chorus)

 

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

She’s so fine

I wanna tell you that you’re mine all mine

She’s all mine

I wanna tell you that you’re fine so fine

She’s so fine

She’s all mine

She’s so fine

 

 

 

                     “COVER GIRL”

        

         Cover girl, closer to me

         Cover girl

        

         I see you on the covers of those fancy magazines

         Selling your lipstick and your scented body creams

         Flashbulbs popping, smile, say cheese

         Baby makes me weak in my knees

         You’re just so perfect, all of the time

         Our eyes met and now you’re all mine

        

         You’ve got the life, you’ve got the look

         Million dollar legs is all that it took

         You own the runway with your walk

         ‘Scuse me while I sit here and gawk

        

         Cover girl, come closer to me

         Cover girl

         Cover girl, so much to see

         Cover girl

        

         The days are longer and you’re always on the run

         It’s not so easy trying to stay at number one

         Dance all night, drinks at your side

         Jump in the limo, enjoying the ride

         New York, Paris, and maybe Milan

         My girl, you’re the bomb

        

         Your fame grows day by day

         The crowds get larger; you’re on your way

         The money’s insane, and so are you

         There’s no one else who can do what you do

        

         Cover girl, come closer to me

         Cover girl

         Cover girl, so much to see

         Cover girl                                                                   

         Cover girl, come closer to me                                                 

         Cover girl                                                                                   

         Cover girl, so much to see

         Cover girl  

         Cover girl, come closer to me

         Cover girl

 

 

 

       "ONE MORE CHANCE"

 

                          

         Place your bets, play to win

         Get your chips, let’s begin

         Spin the wheel, pull the arm

         Can I have another card?

         Can I have just one more?

        

         One more chance

         At losing my pants

         One more buck

         On old lady luck

         One more shot

         While I’m feeling hot

         One more roll

         And a card in the hole

 

         Red carpet, jewels, and crown

         High rollers come to town

         Comp me everywhere I go

         Sit back enjoy the show

         Sit back for one more

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Frankie and Sammy were sweethearts

         Dino and Joey were too

         They took their craps on green tables

         And had lots of showgirls to screw

         Now I wish I had some too

        

         (Chorus) (2x)

 

         One more chance (12x)

 

 

 

        “TICKER TAPE”

        

         I just bought stock in war

         I hope tomorrow the price soars

         Barbed wires a bitch, but I’ve got this itch

         Rooting for war’s gonna make me rich

         I just bought stock in cancer

         I’ll make a killing when they find the answer

         Lab rats are nice, but so are white mice

         You get them for half the price

        

         Here it comes again

         Here comes my friend

         The ticker tape never ends

         The ticker tape never ends

        

         I just bought stock in disasters

         So what if I’m a big fat bastard

         Droughts are too slow; earthquakes are the way to go

         Always sell high, buy low

         I just bought stock in jails

         Hope the judge denies the bad ones bail

         If I had my say, I’d lock them all away

         Let a horny guy named Bubba have his way

         

         (Chorus)

 

         Who cares what stocks you buy?

         No one’s ever gonna ask you why

         No one’s ever gonna learn or be concerned

         What you’ve got your soul invested in

        

         (Chorus)

 

         The ticker tape never ends

         The ticker tape never ends

         The ticker tape never ends

         The ticker tape never ends

 

 

    

      “WHERE’S THE PARTY EARTHLING?”

        

         Alone in my car

         Driving through the night

         Out of dark skies

         Comes this crazy light

         First my engine fails

         My hair does a Don King

         Out pops ET

         He says, “where’s the party earthling?”

        

         Where’s the action?

         Where’s the girls, where’s the beer?

         Where’s the party earthling?

         I’m a wild party alien dude

         I’m looking for a solar girl

         You call this a party world

         Oh where’s the party earthling?

         Tonight

        

         I snuck out Dad’s ship

         To go cruising for chicks

         It goes the speed of light

         Hope Earth girls dig it quick

         We’ll go to the drive-in

         Then we’ll get a bite

         Did your world get Hard Rock’s yet?

         Can we party all night?

        

         (Chorus)

         Tonight

        

         You and I can take a trip - out of this world, out of this world

         Across the galaxy we go - looking for girls, looking for girls,

                                                    looking for girls, girls, girls, girls

        

         Where’s the party earthling?

         I’m a wild party alien dude

         I’m looking for a solar girl

         You call this a party world

         Oh where’s the party earthling?

         Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

 

 

 

                            “YOU’RE TURNING ME GRAY”

        

         Hey, hey you’re turning me gray

         Hey, hey listen what I say

         Life isn’t a holiday

         The work never goes away

         The stress builds till you break

         The more you give, the more they take

         The pressure is always mounting

         It gets harder day by day

         I’m not getting any younger

         I see by the lines on my face

        

         You’re turning me gray (you’re turning me gray)

         You’re turning me gray (you’re turning me gray)

         You’re turning me gray (you’re turning me gray)

         You’re turning me gray (you’re turning me gray)

        

         After a long day I make it home

         I know where to find you, you’re on the phone

         You turn to me hard and cold

         You say that I look so old

         You’re quick to see all of my faults

         And point them out along the way

         Loving you is like an endless assault

         And I’m beginning to show the strain

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Grayer than my father’s father

         Grayer than a hurricane

         Grayer than a cashmere sweater

         Gray as the matter in my brain

        

         You’re quick to see all of my faults

         And point them out along the way

         Loving you is like an endless assault

         And I’m beginning to feel the strain

        

         (Chorus out)                                                      

 

 

 

        “I WANNA ROCK”

        

         On the streets of NY, I fall in love everyday

         I say hello with my eyes and hope you’re looking my way

         I’m just a Romeo at heart

         Just trying to get a head start

        

         I wanna rock

         I wanna roll

         I wanna liberate your soul

         I’ll turn you on

         I’ll set you free

         Take my hand and come join me

         I wanna rock

         I wanna roll

         I wanna liberate your soul

         I’ll turn you on

         I’ll set you free

         Take my hand and come join me

 

         Wanna take you right now, on my uptown express

         Leave the high heels on; they’ve got you looking your best

         You’re a sight to see

         You’re the one for me

        

         (Chorus)

        

         M’mm, m’mm I’d like to get me some of that

         Looking good baby and that’s a fact

         Don’t mind me, but I got to say

         Yo hot momma you made my day

        

         (chorus)

 

         I wanna rock

         I wanna roll

         I wanna liberate your soul

         I’ll turn you on

         I’ll set you free

         Take my hand and come join me

 

 

 

                       “MY BEST FRIEND DIED (AND LEFT ME HIS GUITAR)”

         

         My best friend died and left me his guitar

         His girl got the better deal, she got his car

         She was pretty, pretty as can be

         He was crazier, crazier than me

        

         Why’d you have to die?

         Why’d you have to die?

         Before your time

         I’m asking you why?

        

         My best friend died and left me a loan

         Now the bill collectors calling on the phone

         His girl drove away with a young new hunk

         With my guitar locked in the trunk

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Why didn’t we get to say good-bye?

         Why didn’t we laugh one more time?

         Why didn’t we get into one more fight?

         Why didn’t we get drunk one last night?

         

         My best friend died and left me depraved

         His memory haunts me from beyond the grave

         Hold on to your buddies while they’re here

         They can disappear like an ice-cold beer

        

         (Chorus) 2X

        

         Why die, die?

         Why die, die?

         Why die, die?

         Die 

 

               

 

                                                                      “DON’T PASS ME BY”


Buddy can you spare a dime
Its good to give sometime
Buddy can you spare a dime
I’m at the end of my line

Would you be so kind Would you be so kind
I’ve seemed to fallen behind I’ve seemed to fallen behind
During these bad times During these bad...

Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by

Ten dimes equal a buck
Not bad when you’re down on your luck
Ten dimes equal a buck
I’ve dug my hole, now I’m stuck

(Chorus)

Ten bucks and its quittin’ time
On a park bench I shall dine
Some good food, some sweet wine
There’s hope in the stars that shine

Don’t go judging me Don’t go judging me
Till you’re lookin’ through my eyes Till your lookin’ through my eyes
A part of me is free as the sky A part of me is free as the…

Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by
Don’t pass me by

Don’t go judging me
Till your looking through my eyes
A part of me is free as the sky
A part of me is free………………… as the sky

Don’t pass me by (out)

 

“YOU SUCK (MR. VAMPIRE)”

        

         You suck

         You suck

         You suck Mr. Vampire

         You suck Mr. Vampire

         You suck so bad

        

         Out late every night, relationships just a bite

         Transylvanian transfusion, look into his eyes, you’ll be losing

         Mirror worship ain’t your bag, in your wedding pictures your wife went stag

         You chew on the donors at the Red Cross drive, Coroner’s office

         dead or alive

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Sleep all day lazy bum, don’t fall asleep in the sun

         Blood type A, Blood type B; hold the garlic on your linguini

         Holy water causes irritation, wooden stakes deadly penetration

         You turn batty in a flash, no frills flying saves on the cash

        

         (Chorus)

        

         Your favorite color is blood red

         All your friends end up dead

         You’ve got a pine box for a bed

 

         You suck - Mr. Vampire (8x)

         Suck so bad

         You suck so bad

         You suck so bad, so bad

         You suck so bad

                                                              

 

 

       “THREE CHEERS”       

 

         Daybreak in Chinatown

         Dreams rise from underground

         Dance with dragons in the sun

         Bang a gong for number one

        

         Treat me to all this and more

         Over great walls we shall soar

         Three cheers for you and me

         Three cheers for you and me

        

         So many fortunes to unravel

         On streets of gold we will travel

         Feast on all your heart’s desires

         All are welcomed by Liberty’s fire

        

         (Chorus)   

         

         Hasn’t changed for years and years

         When we’re gone, it will be here

         To the memories we have known

         To the seeds that we have sown